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Sometimes this super (ahem!) efficient Mammy gets hit by a lemon and ends up in a chaotic series of events that weren’t planned and could be the ruination of her day. Little did I know that one of those lemons would be an ATM cash dispensing machine and that a milkman would be my salvation.
One day recently, I stopped as usual at my local supermarket to buy milk on my way home from work. As I didn’t have any money on me that day, I went to the ATM in the supermarket to withdraw money, but the ATM was flashing “Out of Service”. I could have used my debit card to buy milk but that would have meant a minimum purchase of €10 and buying things I didn’t need. So I walked out of the supermarket and over to the ATM which was across the street. And would you believe it? Thanks to the recession, that ATM had just been removed by the bank.
Not prepared to accept defeat, I decided to get into my car and drive to a nearby Service Station to use their ATM and buy their milk. But that ATM had also been removed by the bank, as had the ATM at the next nearest Service Station too. Who knew an economic recession would mean a plague of disappearing ATMs all over town. And how had I missed the removals? Surely it is not an easy job and should have attracted my attention?
By now though, I was not a happy mammy at all. I was late for my childminder and I still had no money and no milk. Yes, the quick-witted among you will say at this point that I should have just used my debit card to buy the milk. But under pressure I couldn’t see the wood for the trees, so I continued my search for a fully functioning ATM. Eventually, six ATMs later, I found one that still existed and worked. I withdrew money, bought 2 litres of milk and finally went home.
Later that evening, the doorbell rang. At my front door stood a man who told me he was a milkman and would soon be delivering milk to houses on my road three mornings a week and would I like to order milk? I doubt he ever got such an enthusiastic “Yes – sign me up!” as he got from me that day.
So now our milk is delivered twice a week and I have to say it has made my life so much easier. Best decision I ever made. We never run out of milk and I don’t end up chasing disappearing ATMs around the town.

Perhaps you should suspect your new milkman of being in cahoots with bank managers!
Maybe you are right and he took those ATMs off in the back of his milk truck. And I’ve been fooled!!
Wow, that’s so persistent! I’m a bit like that with queues. I always get in the one with the hold ups every time lol.
I definitely lost sight of what I was supposed to be doing!! It was only afterwards that I realised actually buying the milk in the first shop would have been easier!
It’s happening everywhere – ATMs are being removed at the same time as banks are closing branches. More inconvenience for us customers. Not being as dogged as you, I often end up buying stuff I don’t really want just so as I can get ‘cash back’.
I had done that several times when buying milk in the weeks before so I think thats what made me decide not to do it this time. I’ve noticed bigger queues at ATMs now so we definitely have less of them around the place.
This is such an ironic and funny story Ellie! Timing is everything!
Thats for sure!
Oh, I would love to have a milk delivery!
I know, I am amazed at the difference it has made – I never have to stop on the way home now!
Certainly a lesson we should all take heed of, “Cash is King”…and I never have any on me….I would surely self-combust if I didn’t have my debit card! You are far more persistent than I, however, I’ve had many an expensive “milk trip” myself and see the reasoning!! That said, growing up we had a milkman…milk, butter and eggs and our little insulated box on the front porch!
Wow, that was a good milkman, he was butterman and eggman too!
and the best thing was that we used the insulated (I guess) box when it was empty to make frog homes. My mom didn’t really like that plan so much….
Wow, so many ATMs disappeared, did the milkman do it? If not, how did the milkman find you? lol, maybe it is just a coincidence. It is great that your life become easy now.
I love the title of the post.
Lucky day for the milk delivery guy.
Regarding the ATM’s – what a pain!
oh to have milk and bread delivery again – those were the olden golden days here
Our town has about 2,000 people and at least four ATMs. The banks love them; they beg us to use them! I guess they are cheaper than real people.
It’s almost like your town is going back to the 50′s–no ATMs and milk delivery.
We had lots of ATMs too when the economy was booming. You get used to having one close by.
As for the milk delivery, its not the common here now either. The milkman set it up as a new business when he was made redundant. I’m hoping its a success for him because it’s great for me!!
Ah, it’s nice to know that in some places, the milkman still cometh! Sorry to hear about the dwindling number of available ATMs. The economy here in the US is also dismal, but somehow it doesn’t seem to have affected the banks so there are still ATMs everywhere.
I was also beginning to think the milkman was in on the ATM conspiracy!!
Such a happy story! Perhaps if you hadn’t had the horrible ATM experience, you wouldn’t have realized what a great opportunity the milk man was and could have passed him up. That would have been a tragedy for another post. Thanks for sharing this story! I wish I had a milk man!
I just read this to my husband and he laughed and said that we are out of milk too!
Make sure you give him money when he’s heading out to buy milk. Otherwise who knows what might happen!!
wow! Milk delivery, that is so cool – I wish we still had that here in the states. I would have been so mad at the ATMs for not being there I may have kicked the first one I found (but, of course, it is not the poor ATM’s fault…)
Oh, I have been here, Ellie:trying to run job and kids and fit life into the crevices in between. I sympathise! but I had no idea about the whole disappearing cash machine thing. It makes things a whole lot more inconvenient…
milk delivery here is an option (Illinois, USA), but we elect not to do it….. but I remember when my dad lived in England. When we would visit at summer and Christmas holiday, he would order the milk delivered…. it came with cream top, the three of us would enjoy every bit of the milk. Don’t know what it cost, but it was good!
Oh, I can just picture doing the same thing! That’s hilIarious. As far as I know, I don’t really have a milk delivery option, but I can only imagine how many trips to the store that would have saved me over the years.
Fresh milk delivered by a milkman. That’s taken me right back to childhood
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